Crack!fic Case #1- "Rent Boy"
Featuring: Casey/Zeke (anyone added)
Zeke: (spits out mouthful of cola) Casey, uh... (coughs) what the fu-
Casey: They shrunk in the wash, OKAY??
Zeke: You didn't have anything else to wear??
Zeke: And you STILL came to school???
Casey: (angry and upset as people pass by, giving him strange looks) I HAD to! It's pizza day!
Zeke: (smiling shakily) So order one at HOME.
Casey: (looks down, sighing, at his outfit, consisting of....)