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Monday, July 24th, 2006

Posted by:honeyandvinegar.
Time:11:47 pm.
Mood: silly.
Hmm. It's been awhile with this community. It has not picked up speed nor brainwashed followers.

I must post. Then go to bed. I've been attacked by crazy.

Title: I Dunno
Pairing: Casey/Zeke
Fandom: The Faculty
Rating: Unknown!

Zeke: (crickets chirp outside) Uhh.
Casey: I dunno, whatta YOU wanna do?
Zeke: I dunno. I'm so bored.
Casey: Me too. We just sit here in your house all the time.
Zeke: Man.
(Sudden rumbling comes from the driveway; Zeke stands up, eyes wide)
Zeke: Someone's stealing my car!! (he runs to the door, frantic. Casey follows)
Casey: Who's stealing your c- (stops short; Zeke is gawking as small people pile into his car; one of them grips the wheel)
Pippin: Sam, FLOOR IT! I got the wheel!
Zeke: THAT'S MY CAR!! (he yells as the car careens out of control, hitting six mailboxes and a few garden gnomes)

CONTINUE THIS! SOMEONE!
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Tuesday, June 6th, 2006

Subject:Taking a small break from the story here...
Posted by:honeyandvinegar.
Time:3:29 pm.
Mood: chipper.
... to do a bitto' crack!fic, inspired by frodosweetstuff's post, involving a cutiepie!Lij/fuckmyerectionhe'ssoHAWT!Sean pic... I'd never noticed this before... LOL....

Title: Oops, it Did it Again
Rating: I dunno. It's crack!fic, can't be TOO um... well, I dunno. It's gonna involve a bit of Sean's thoughts on why his "member" won't stay still, so...

***Join me!! :P***

Yay! I get to be Frodo!Collapse )
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Monday, May 22nd, 2006

Posted by:mews1945.
Time:3:00 pm.
Disclaimer: RPS, PWP, fanfic. Not for profit.
Rating: Adult
Pairing: Sean/Elijah


WHAT YOU'RE REALLY SAYING
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Comments: Read 4 orAdd Your Own.

Posted by:honeyandvinegar.
Time:2:56 pm.
Mood: amused.
This one is for mews1945; seeing as I don't do much with the Sean A./Lij angle, I figure I could do up a lil' suttin'-suttin'-silly for her. :D! It's a bit teasy to Sean, but in a sweet way. :) He just basically loves "his Frodo" so much that crack!fic steps in and stomps all over the place.
And if ya like it m'dear please- run with it. Thas' the whole point of this site; for people to read and keep it going, like a feckin' chain letter. Only it's a lj-community. I describe it this way because I happen to have lost my brain on my way to buy cigs and lollipops at the store.

Title: Stuck in the Shire: Intervention
Pairing: Sean A./Lij
Synopsis: Sean Astin is a hobbit, and he won't hear any arguments about it.
Disclaimer: As far as I know, Sean has never thought he was a hobbit. Made up. Lyk totally.
Mr. Elijah...Collapse )
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Posted by:mews1945.
Time:2:56 pm.
Disclaimer: fanfic, completely made up.
Rating: PG for profanity.
Pairing: Sean/Elijah
AN: I wrote it for annwyn55 a while back.

KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP

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Thursday, May 18th, 2006

Posted by:honeyandvinegar.
Time:12:48 pm.
Mood: bored.
"Bar Hopper"
Pairing: Casey/Zeke

(Zeke sits in a really cool bar, drinking some really elaborate drinks and listening to the wild techno music playing. Since he has had lots of those really elaborate drinks, he hasn't noticed the five guys that came by and talked to him, leaning in really close but leaving when Zeke appears too disinterested and drunk on really elaborate drinks. Zeke is a gullible drunk; it takes one of those guys slipping his hand into the back of his jeans to realize...)

Zeke: Aw shit. This is a gay bar.

Guy #1: (smiling) Ohhh, you didn't know? How precious! (slides off of his stool) Well, I'll let someone else convert you then.

Zeke: (watches the man wink at him before leaving; he considers taking off but groans) I'm too drunk to move. And the drrrrinks, really f-fucking good. Not gonna dance. I don't dance an... ee... ways. (turns to watch dancers on the floor; he finds himself getting into it, bobbing his head, even though he detests techno. Most of the guys just dance like anyone would dance, but he then notices a small group near one of the poles) Wonder whas happenin'. I'd better go look.

Some other guy from the group: (highly excited and waving arms around) WHOO HOO! Go boy, GO!!!

Zeke: Wow. Must be cool. (gets up and walks over with unsteady steps. Catches sight of a shirt being thrown over the heads of the guys watching, but the source of said shirt is still unseen) Someone's gettin' naked. Wonder if he's sexy. (finally gets to the edge of the crowd) Heeeey...

Some other guy from the group who has caught the shirt: (glances to Zeke) Oh hey. Can you believe this kid? Man he's fucking sexy, I'd love to get somma THAT.

Zeke: (looks over through the small crowd, eyes bug out at the sight of...) CASEY??

(Predictable to be true; but run with it anyhoo. ;))
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Monday, May 15th, 2006

Subject:C'mon now folksies.
Posted by:honeyandvinegar.
Time:8:11 pm.
Mood: amused.
Well, first post was a total BUST. *pouts*
Here's another.

"Shire Pie"
Frodo/Sam, whoever else happens to come along

Sam: A'right Mr. Frodo, just finished clipping the hedges, I'm in need of a drink, what're you doing?
Frodo: (jumping back from the kitchen table yet doesn't turn around; looks over his shoulder to Sam while his hands seem busy in front of him) What what what Sam?
Sam: (befuddled, blinking) What... are ye doin'?
Frodo: Oh NOTHING, oh OW...
Sam: (concerned) Ye a'right, Mr. Frodo??
Frodo: (plastering his front to the table) I'm so all right Sam, it's not even funny.
Sam: (frowning in confusion at the table; points to a destroyed blackberry pie) What happened??
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Saturday, May 13th, 2006

Subject:STRAIGHT OUTTA THE GATES
Posted by:honeyandvinegar.
Time:1:25 pm.
Mood: hopeful.
'K People, first crack!fic to jump in. Please jump- ask "how high?" ;)

Crack!fic Case #1- "Rent Boy"
Featuring: Casey/Zeke (anyone added)

Zeke: (spits out mouthful of cola) Casey, uh... (coughs) what the fu-
Casey: They shrunk in the wash, OKAY??
Zeke: You didn't have anything else to wear??
Casey: NO!
Zeke: And you STILL came to school???
Casey: (angry and upset as people pass by, giving him strange looks) I HAD to! It's pizza day!
Zeke: (smiling shakily) So order one at HOME.
Casey: (looks down, sighing, at his outfit, consisting of....)

GO!!
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