(Zeke sits in a really cool bar, drinking some really elaborate drinks and listening to the wild techno music playing. Since he has had lots of those really elaborate drinks, he hasn't noticed the five guys that came by and talked to him, leaning in really close but leaving when Zeke appears too disinterested and drunk on really elaborate drinks. Zeke is a gullible drunk; it takes one of those guys slipping his hand into the back of his jeans to realize...)
Zeke: Aw shit. This is a gay bar.
Guy #1: (smiling) Ohhh, you didn't know? How precious! (slides off of his stool) Well, I'll let someone else convert you then.
Zeke: (watches the man wink at him before leaving; he considers taking off but groans) I'm too drunk to move. And the drrrrinks, really f-fucking good. Not gonna dance. I don't dance an... ee... ways. (turns to watch dancers on the floor; he finds himself getting into it, bobbing his head, even though he detests techno. Most of the guys just dance like anyone would dance, but he then notices a small group near one of the poles) Wonder whas happenin'. I'd better go look.
Some other guy from the group: (highly excited and waving arms around) WHOO HOO! Go boy, GO!!!
Zeke: Wow. Must be cool. (gets up and walks over with unsteady steps. Catches sight of a shirt being thrown over the heads of the guys watching, but the source of said shirt is still unseen) Someone's gettin' naked. Wonder if he's sexy. (finally gets to the edge of the crowd) Heeeey...
Some other guy from the group who has caught the shirt: (glances to Zeke) Oh hey. Can you believe this kid? Man he's fucking sexy, I'd love to get somma THAT.
Zeke: (looks over through the small crowd, eyes bug out at the sight of...) CASEY??
(Predictable to be true; but run with it anyhoo. ;))